elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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