the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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