Swine flu. Run for my life!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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