some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
