That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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