I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
