Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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