16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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