I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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