Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
