thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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