There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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