know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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