Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish you could order shots online.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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