did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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