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...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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