id be glad to
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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