summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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