I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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