i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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