I accidentally burped into my bong.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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