i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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