Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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