Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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