do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
whose parrot is this?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
