i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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