So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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