So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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