hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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