Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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