sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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