Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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