Buhtt sex?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
ok first of all what the fuck
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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