It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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