Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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