somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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