Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He has the fingertips of a God
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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