burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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