i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
