Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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