these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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