I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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