STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I will be naked everywhere
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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