dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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