My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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