NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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