I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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