you win again, gameday.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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