Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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