How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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