doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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