garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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